1. http://www.9haow.cn/2011/11/10/mad-jianji.html求這剪輯中出現的人物名稱 跟動畫名稱
輕音少女 秋山澪 平澤唯
化物語 千石撫子
魔法禁書目錄 御坂美琴
緋彈的亞里亞神崎‧H‧亞莉亞
我的妹妹不可能那麼可愛 高坂桐乃 新垣綾瀨 來棲加奈子 五更琉璃
黑岩射手 黑衣麻陶
ANGEL BEATS巖澤麻美 久子 關根詩織 由依
吸血鬼與十字架 黑乃胡夢 白雪美逸 赤夜萌香
學生會的一存 櫻野玖璃夢
ef - a tale of melodies羽山瑞希 雨宮優子
花開物語 松前緒花 鶴來民子 押水菜子 和倉結名
灼眼的夏娜 夏娜
日常 相生祐子長 野原美緒 水上麻衣
龍與虎 逢坂大河 櫛枝實乃梨
CLANNAD 伊吹公子 伊吹風子
魔法少女小圓 巴麻美 曉美焰 美樹沙耶
肯普法 瀨能名津流
Dog Days艾可蕾爾・瑪爾提諾基
天降之物 阿斯特蕾亞 伊卡洛斯 見月蘇原 智子(櫻井智樹)
C80 - 春雪異變之章 幽幽子 魔理沙 早苗
SOUL EATER 噬魂者 瑪嘉‧亞爾邦
屍姬 星村真姬那
南家三姊妹 南夏奈
大神與七位夥伴 大神涼子 灰原系
妄想學生會 天草篠
涼宮春日的憂郁 涼宮春日
Sola 四方茉莉
滑頭鬼之孫 雪女（及川冰麗）
11eyes -罪與罰與贖的少女- 水奈瀬由佳
鶺鴒女神 結
H2O -FOOTPRINTS IN THE SAND- 小日向速水 音羽
驚爆危機 千鳥要
吸血鬼同盟 米娜•柴佩西
守護甜心 日奈森亞夢
魔法少女奈葉 高町奈葉
強襲魔女 宮藤芳佳
盡力了 但還是有幾個看不出來
2. 英語作文：向外國友人介紹春節
The Spring Festival
The Spring Festival, also know as the lunar New Year, is the greatest traditional festival. It is usually a time between late January or early February, which means rest and relaxation between winter and spring after a year's toil, and means celebration as well. Before the Spring Festival, people clean their house, put red coupletson their gates, and set off firecrackers, according to fairy tale, for driving a demon, named Nian away. On the eve of the Spring Festival, a get-together banquet is a must, and the most popular food is Dumpling, which is supposed to bring good fortune. On the first day of the new year, everybody wears new clothes and greets relatives and friends with bows and congratulations wishing each other lucky ring the new year.
Spring Festival
The New Moon on the first day of the new year-- the full moon 15 days later
Click here for more words about the Spring Festival
Chinese New Year starts with the New Moon（新月）on the first day of the new year and ends on the full moon（滿月）15 days later. The 15th day of the new year is called the Lantern Festival（元宵節）, which is celebrated at night with lantern displays and children carrying lanterns in a parade.
The Chinese calendar is based on a combination of lunar and solar movements. The lunar cycle（月運周期）is about 29.5 days. In order to "catch up" with the solar calendar the Chinese insert an extra month once every few years (seven years out of a 19-yearcycle). This is the same as adding an extra day on leap year （閏年）. This is why, according to the solar calendar, the Chinese New Year falls on a different date each year.
New Year's Eve and New Year's Day are celebrated as a family affair, a time of reunion and thanksgiving. The celebration was traditionally highlighted with a religious ceremony given in honor of Heaven and Earth（萬物）, the gods of the household and the family ancestors.
The sacrifice to the ancestors, the most vital of all the rituals（儀式）, united the living members with those who had passed away. Departed relatives are remembered with great respect because they were responsible for laying the foundations for the fortune and glory of the family.
The presence of the ancestors is acknowledged on New Year's Eve with a dinner arranged for them at the family banquet table. The spirits of the ancestors, together with the living, celebrate the onset of the New Year as one great community. The communal feast called "surrounding the stove" or weilu. It symbolizes family unity and honors the past and present generations.
The Origin of Chinese New Year
The Chinese New Year is now popularly known as the Spring Festival because it starts from the Begining of Spring (the first of the twenty-four terms in coodination with the changes of Nature). Its origin is too old to be traced. Several explanations are hanging around. All agree, however, that the word Nian, which in modern Chinese solely means "year", was originally the name of a monster beast that started to prey on people the night before the beginning of a new year.
One legend goes that the beast Nian had a very big mouth that would swallow a great many people with one bite. People were very scared. One day, an old man came to their rescue, offering to sube Nian. To Nian he said, "I hear say that you are very capable, but can you swallow the other beasts of prey on earth instead of people who are by no means of your worthy opponents?" So, it did swallow many of the beasts of prey on earth that also harrassed people and their domestic animals from time to time.
After that, the old man disappeared riding the beast Nian. He turned out to be an immortal god. Now that Nian is gone and other beasts of prey are also scared into forests, people begin to enjoy their peaceful life. Before the old man left, he had told people to put up red paper decorations on their windows and doors at each year's end to scare away Nian in case it sneaked back again, because red is the color the beast feared the most.
From then on, the tradition of observing the conquest of Nian is carried on from generation to generation. The term "Guo Nian", which may mean "Survive the Nian" becomes today "Celebrate the (New) Year" as the word "guo" in Chinese having both the meaning of "pass-over" and "observe". The custom of putting up red paper and firing fire-crackers to scare away Nian should it have a chance to run loose is still around. However, people today have long forgotten why they are doing all this, except that they feel the color and the sound add to the excitement of the celebration.
Traditional New Year Foods
Probably more food is consumed ring the New Year celebrations than any other time of the year. Vast amounts of traditional food is prepared for family and friends, as well as those close to us who have died.
On New Year's Day, the Chinese family will eat a vegetarian dish called jai. Although the various ingredients in jai are root vegetables or fibrous vegetables, many people attribute various superstitious aspects to them.
Other foods include a whole fish, to represent togetherness and abundance, and a chicken for prosperity. The chicken must be presented with a head, tail and feet to symbolize completeness. Noodles should be uncut, as they represent long life.
In south China, the favorite and most typical dishes were nian gao, sweet steamed glutinous rice（糯米）pudding and zong zi (glutinous rice wrapped up in reed（蘆葦）leaves), another popular delicacy.
In the north, steamed-wheat bread (man tou) and small meat mplings were the preferred food. The tremendous amount of food prepared at this time was meant to symbolize abundance and wealth for the household.
The 15-Day Celebration of Chinese New Year
The first day of the Lunar New Year is "the welcoming of the gods of the heavens and earth."Many people abstain from meat on the first day of the new year because it is believed that this will ensure long and happy lives for them.
On the second day, the Chinese pray to their ancestors as well as to all the gods. They are extra kind to dogs and feed them well as it is believed that the second day is the birthday of all dogs.
The third and fourth days are for the sons-in-laws to pay respect to their parents-in-law.
The fifth day is called Po Woo. On that day people stay home to welcome the God of Wealth. No one visits families and friends on the fifth day because it will bring both parties bad luck.
On the sixth to the 10th day, the Chinese visit their relatives and friends freely. They also visit the temples to pray for good fortune and health.
The seventh day of the New Year is the day for farmers to display their proce. These farmers make a drink from seven types of vegetables to celebrate the occasion. The seventh day is also considered the birthday of human beings. Noodles are eaten to promote longevity and raw fish for success.
On the eighth day the Fujian people have another family reunion dinner, and at midnight they pray to Tian Gong, the God of Heaven.
The ninth day is to make offerings to the Jade Emperor.
The 10th through the 12th are days that friends and relatives should be invited for dinner. After so much rich food, on the 13th day you should have simple rice congee and mustard greens (choi sum) to cleanse the system.
The 14th day should be for preparations to celebrate the Lantern Festival which is to be held on the 15th night.
Finally，hope you have a good time ring the New Year's Eve (*^__^*) 嘻嘻……
3. 狗的幽默有什麼
狗 不 懂
有個人被狗咬傷，趕忙到醫生那裡上葯。醫生正收拾東西，准備下班。「看看幾點了，怎麼這時候才來？」醫生滿臉不快。
「我是知道的，醫生」那人說，「可是，狗不懂啊！」
狗 洗 澡
小賢：我昨天幫家裡的狗洗澡，結果它……。死了。
八力：洗澡？不可能吧？
小賢：嗯，如果不是洗衣機要了她的命，那麼就是烘衣機了……。
八力：#*@！$ ->
狗 語
法文課時，老師完全以法文講解，學生不大聽得懂，要求他加一點中文補充。
老師站在訓練學生聽力的觀點上說:『不要害怕聽不懂，學語言就是要多聽。 你們每天聽我說法文，久了自然就明白了。』
這時有個學生忽然說:『可是我每天聽小狗叫，也不知道它在說些什麼?』
不 是 我 的 狗
一個呆頭呆腦的鄉下人身邊，站著一隻十分兇猛的狗。
陌生人問他：「你的狗會不會咬人？」
鄉下人說：「不會！」
話音剛落，狗突然咬了陌生人一口。
陌生人生氣地說：「你不是說你的狗不咬人嗎？」
鄉下人：「那不是我的狗。」
雞 和 狗
甲：對不起，我的雞沒圈好，跑出來弄壞了你種的菜。
乙：沒關系，我的狗已經 把你的雞吃了。
甲：噢！怪不得我從狗的肚子里發現了雞骨頭。
乙：．．．．
業 務 員 狗 和 經 理 狗
從前有一個美國人因為生意上賺了錢，就想要去加拿大打獵，於是他 來到了一家狩獵中心，且跟狩獵中心的主人租了一隻獵犬，他問這只獵犬 叫什麼名字，狩獵中心的主人告訴他說，這只獵犬的名字叫做「業務 員」．因為這只名叫「業務員」的狗．會叫，會跑，而且看到獵物，窮追 不舍，絕不放棄．結果幾天下來，這個美國人真的大有所獲．非常高興的 回家。
過了幾年．這個美國人又在生意上賺了錢，又想到加拿大打獵，於是 他又來到了這家狩獵中心，同時他又向這個狩獵中心的主人要求要租那隻 叫做「業務員」的狗，但是狩獵中心的主人告訴他說，這只叫做「業務 員」的狗，因為業績太好了，它現在升「經理」，現在它只會在角落叫而 已，其他什麼都不會……
狗 主 人
二個虛榮心很強的狗主人在聊天。我們家的狗會看報紙耶！韻韻說道。
是啊，我知道！倩倩回答道：我們家的小黑狗前些日子告訴過我了！
狗 尾 巴
一日，某人去其友人家做客，見友人家的狗很是奇怪，便問道：「為什麼其它的狗搖尾巴時，總是左右搖擺；而你們家的狗為何是上下搖呢？」友人答曰：「這是由於我們家的住房十分得緊張」
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