1. http://www.9haow.cn/2011/11/10/mad-jianji.html求这剪辑中出现的人物名称 跟动画名称
轻音少女 秋山澪 平泽唯
化物语 千石抚子
魔法禁书目录 御坂美琴
绯弹的亚里亚神崎‧H‧亚莉亚
我的妹妹不可能那么可爱 高坂桐乃 新垣绫濑 来栖加奈子 五更琉璃
黑岩射手 黑衣麻陶
ANGEL BEATS巖泽麻美 久子 关根诗织 由依
吸血鬼与十字架 黑乃胡梦 白雪美逸 赤夜萌香
学生会的一存 樱野玖璃梦
ef - a tale of melodies羽山瑞希 雨宫优子
花开物语 松前绪花 鹤来民子 押水菜子 和仓结名
灼眼的夏娜 夏娜
日常 相生祐子长 野原美绪 水上麻衣
龙与虎 逢坂大河 栉枝实乃梨
CLANNAD 伊吹公子 伊吹风子
魔法少女小圆 巴麻美 晓美焰 美树沙耶
肯普法 濑能名津流
Dog Days艾可蕾尔・玛尔提诺基
天降之物 阿斯特蕾亚 伊卡洛斯 见月蘇原 智子(樱井智树)
C80 - 春雪异变之章 幽幽子 魔理沙 早苗
SOUL EATER 噬魂者 玛嘉‧亚尔邦
屍姬 星村真姬那
南家三姊妹 南夏奈
大神与七位夥伴 大神凉子 灰原系
妄想学生会 天草篠
凉宫春日的忧郁 凉宫春日
Sola 四方茉莉
滑头鬼之孙 雪女（及川冰丽）
11eyes -罪与罚与赎的少女- 水奈瀬由佳
鶺鴒女神 结
H2O -FOOTPRINTS IN THE SAND- 小日向速水 音羽
惊爆危机 千鸟要
吸血鬼同盟 米娜•柴佩西
守护甜心 日奈森亚梦
魔法少女奈叶 高町奈叶
强袭魔女 宫藤芳佳
尽力了 但还是有几个看不出来
2. 英语作文：向外国友人介绍春节
The Spring Festival
The Spring Festival, also know as the lunar New Year, is the greatest traditional festival. It is usually a time between late January or early February, which means rest and relaxation between winter and spring after a year's toil, and means celebration as well. Before the Spring Festival, people clean their house, put red coupletson their gates, and set off firecrackers, according to fairy tale, for driving a demon, named Nian away. On the eve of the Spring Festival, a get-together banquet is a must, and the most popular food is Dumpling, which is supposed to bring good fortune. On the first day of the new year, everybody wears new clothes and greets relatives and friends with bows and congratulations wishing each other lucky ring the new year.
Spring Festival
The New Moon on the first day of the new year-- the full moon 15 days later
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Chinese New Year starts with the New Moon（新月）on the first day of the new year and ends on the full moon（满月）15 days later. The 15th day of the new year is called the Lantern Festival（元宵节）, which is celebrated at night with lantern displays and children carrying lanterns in a parade.
The Chinese calendar is based on a combination of lunar and solar movements. The lunar cycle（月运周期）is about 29.5 days. In order to "catch up" with the solar calendar the Chinese insert an extra month once every few years (seven years out of a 19-yearcycle). This is the same as adding an extra day on leap year （闰年）. This is why, according to the solar calendar, the Chinese New Year falls on a different date each year.
New Year's Eve and New Year's Day are celebrated as a family affair, a time of reunion and thanksgiving. The celebration was traditionally highlighted with a religious ceremony given in honor of Heaven and Earth（万物）, the gods of the household and the family ancestors.
The sacrifice to the ancestors, the most vital of all the rituals（仪式）, united the living members with those who had passed away. Departed relatives are remembered with great respect because they were responsible for laying the foundations for the fortune and glory of the family.
The presence of the ancestors is acknowledged on New Year's Eve with a dinner arranged for them at the family banquet table. The spirits of the ancestors, together with the living, celebrate the onset of the New Year as one great community. The communal feast called "surrounding the stove" or weilu. It symbolizes family unity and honors the past and present generations.
The Origin of Chinese New Year
The Chinese New Year is now popularly known as the Spring Festival because it starts from the Begining of Spring (the first of the twenty-four terms in coodination with the changes of Nature). Its origin is too old to be traced. Several explanations are hanging around. All agree, however, that the word Nian, which in modern Chinese solely means "year", was originally the name of a monster beast that started to prey on people the night before the beginning of a new year.
One legend goes that the beast Nian had a very big mouth that would swallow a great many people with one bite. People were very scared. One day, an old man came to their rescue, offering to sube Nian. To Nian he said, "I hear say that you are very capable, but can you swallow the other beasts of prey on earth instead of people who are by no means of your worthy opponents?" So, it did swallow many of the beasts of prey on earth that also harrassed people and their domestic animals from time to time.
After that, the old man disappeared riding the beast Nian. He turned out to be an immortal god. Now that Nian is gone and other beasts of prey are also scared into forests, people begin to enjoy their peaceful life. Before the old man left, he had told people to put up red paper decorations on their windows and doors at each year's end to scare away Nian in case it sneaked back again, because red is the color the beast feared the most.
From then on, the tradition of observing the conquest of Nian is carried on from generation to generation. The term "Guo Nian", which may mean "Survive the Nian" becomes today "Celebrate the (New) Year" as the word "guo" in Chinese having both the meaning of "pass-over" and "observe". The custom of putting up red paper and firing fire-crackers to scare away Nian should it have a chance to run loose is still around. However, people today have long forgotten why they are doing all this, except that they feel the color and the sound add to the excitement of the celebration.
Traditional New Year Foods
Probably more food is consumed ring the New Year celebrations than any other time of the year. Vast amounts of traditional food is prepared for family and friends, as well as those close to us who have died.
On New Year's Day, the Chinese family will eat a vegetarian dish called jai. Although the various ingredients in jai are root vegetables or fibrous vegetables, many people attribute various superstitious aspects to them.
Other foods include a whole fish, to represent togetherness and abundance, and a chicken for prosperity. The chicken must be presented with a head, tail and feet to symbolize completeness. Noodles should be uncut, as they represent long life.
In south China, the favorite and most typical dishes were nian gao, sweet steamed glutinous rice（糯米）pudding and zong zi (glutinous rice wrapped up in reed（芦苇）leaves), another popular delicacy.
In the north, steamed-wheat bread (man tou) and small meat mplings were the preferred food. The tremendous amount of food prepared at this time was meant to symbolize abundance and wealth for the household.
The 15-Day Celebration of Chinese New Year
The first day of the Lunar New Year is "the welcoming of the gods of the heavens and earth."Many people abstain from meat on the first day of the new year because it is believed that this will ensure long and happy lives for them.
On the second day, the Chinese pray to their ancestors as well as to all the gods. They are extra kind to dogs and feed them well as it is believed that the second day is the birthday of all dogs.
The third and fourth days are for the sons-in-laws to pay respect to their parents-in-law.
The fifth day is called Po Woo. On that day people stay home to welcome the God of Wealth. No one visits families and friends on the fifth day because it will bring both parties bad luck.
On the sixth to the 10th day, the Chinese visit their relatives and friends freely. They also visit the temples to pray for good fortune and health.
The seventh day of the New Year is the day for farmers to display their proce. These farmers make a drink from seven types of vegetables to celebrate the occasion. The seventh day is also considered the birthday of human beings. Noodles are eaten to promote longevity and raw fish for success.
On the eighth day the Fujian people have another family reunion dinner, and at midnight they pray to Tian Gong, the God of Heaven.
The ninth day is to make offerings to the Jade Emperor.
The 10th through the 12th are days that friends and relatives should be invited for dinner. After so much rich food, on the 13th day you should have simple rice congee and mustard greens (choi sum) to cleanse the system.
The 14th day should be for preparations to celebrate the Lantern Festival which is to be held on the 15th night.
Finally，hope you have a good time ring the New Year's Eve (*^__^*) 嘻嘻……
3. 狗的幽默有什么
狗 不 懂
有个人被狗咬伤，赶忙到医生那里上药。医生正收拾东西，准备下班。“看看几点了，怎么这时候才来？”医生满脸不快。
“我是知道的，医生”那人说，“可是，狗不懂啊！”
狗 洗 澡
小贤：我昨天帮家里的狗洗澡，结果它……。死了。
八力：洗澡？不可能吧？
小贤：嗯，如果不是洗衣机要了她的命，那么就是烘衣机了……。
八力：#*@！$ ->
狗 语
法文课时，老师完全以法文讲解，学生不大听得懂，要求他加一点中文补充。
老师站在训练学生听力的观点上说:『不要害怕听不懂，学语言就是要多听。 你们每天听我说法文，久了自然就明白了。』
这时有个学生忽然说:『可是我每天听小狗叫，也不知道它在说些什么?』
不 是 我 的 狗
一个呆头呆脑的乡下人身边，站着一只十分凶猛的狗。
陌生人问他：“你的狗会不会咬人？”
乡下人说：“不会！”
话音刚落，狗突然咬了陌生人一口。
陌生人生气地说：“你不是说你的狗不咬人吗？”
乡下人：“那不是我的狗。”
鸡 和 狗
甲：对不起，我的鸡没圈好，跑出来弄坏了你种的菜。
乙：没关系，我的狗已经 把你的鸡吃了。
甲：噢！怪不得我从狗的肚子里发现了鸡骨头。
乙：．．．．
业 务 员 狗 和 经 理 狗
从前有一个美国人因为生意上赚了钱，就想要去加拿大打猎，于是他 来到了一家狩猎中心，且跟狩猎中心的主人租了一只猎犬，他问这只猎犬 叫什么名字，狩猎中心的主人告诉他说，这只猎犬的名字叫做“业务 员”．因为这只名叫“业务员”的狗．会叫，会跑，而且看到猎物，穷追 不舍，绝不放弃．结果几天下来，这个美国人真的大有所获．非常高兴的 回家。
过了几年．这个美国人又在生意上赚了钱，又想到加拿大打猎，于是 他又来到了这家狩猎中心，同时他又向这个狩猎中心的主人要求要租那只 叫做“业务员”的狗，但是狩猎中心的主人告诉他说，这只叫做“业务 员”的狗，因为业绩太好了，它现在升“经理”，现在它只会在角落叫而 已，其他什么都不会……
狗 主 人
二个虚荣心很强的狗主人在聊天。我们家的狗会看报纸耶！韵韵说道。
是啊，我知道！倩倩回答道：我们家的小黑狗前些日子告诉过我了！
狗 尾 巴
一日，某人去其友人家做客，见友人家的狗很是奇怪，便问道：“为什么其它的狗摇尾巴时，总是左右摇摆；而你们家的狗为何是上下摇呢？”友人答曰：“这是由于我们家的住房十分得紧张”
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